Awkward Questions!!

Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.

"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Santa.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."

"That's easy," said Santa. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," said Banta, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'

Source : Santabanta.com

Urs,
Vish

Today is a Fine Day! :)

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' 

I was just trying to remind you. :) :D 

Source: http://www.santabanta.com/

Urs,
Vish

Funny thought ...

How amazing!! -

A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years,
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but a girl makes him

"STUPID" in 2 mins.

Sollu Aapu...

Boy :  Can you see anything in my eyes ?

Girl : Yes. I can see your Love towards me ....

Boy : "Sollu aapi Kantlo edo padindi Choodu"  :)

Swot analysis

SWOT analysis of Santa :D

1. Strength : My Wife
2. Weakness : Banta's Wife
3. Opportunity : When Banta is on tour
4. Threat : When I am at tour